Saturday, July 31, 2010

U Nay Minn Hein Lecture Downloads

Daily Report # 1



Daily Report Sample



U Nay Minn Hein Lecture No. 1, Presentation slides

Pyin Nyar Dar Na Lecture 1.ppt

Consideration on Scheduling

consideration on scheduling.doc

Daily Report Sample

Daily_Report_Sample.xls

U Nay Minn Hein Lecture No. 2 Presentation slides

Pyinnyadana Lecture 2 (U Nayminnhein) .ppt

S Curve

S curve.xls

Scaffolding Obstruction



Sunday and Public Holiday Duty Roster

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Joke # 3

1. AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age,
Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Epected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
FOR 4-7 YRS".
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At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

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2. Terok Singh (maybe) Ah Beng's Brother

Terok Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport
size photograph of his son (for college admission).?

Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching
for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph"

The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to
hospital. He was surprised to see Butol Singh on the bed next to him,in a
worse condition. Butol explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the
last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay
there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grownup daughters.?
Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.? Sorry, I can't allow
you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up"
daughters?".?
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Butol replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night....."
The rest is history.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS "WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON"T USE
IT CORRECTLY."

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Joke # 2

Guys, sample essays for you.

1.
2.
3. Don't worry, not only you, see what happen to the Japon Master.


1. Parents Worst Nightmare

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana & cocaine doesn' t really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son,
Johnny

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at, my friend, Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


2. Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,
I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when
all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son
Nasser

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop
embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad


3. Best joke in Britain

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Monday, July 26, 2010

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IQ TEST

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IQ TEST

The following questions are typical of the language related questions you might find on a typical IQ test. They also make rather interesting reading comprehension and vocabulary tests!

1. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
BEAR - SNAKE - COW - DOG - TIGER

2. If you rearrange the letters "BARBIT", you would have the name of a:
OCEAN - COUNTRY - STATE - CITY - ANIMAL

3. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
POTATO - CORN - APPLE - CARROT - BEAN

4. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Brother is to sister as niece is to:
MOTHER - DAUGHTER - AUNT - UNCLE - NEPHEW

5. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Milk is to glass as letter is to:
STAMP - PEN - ENVELOPE - BOOK - MAIL

6. "If some Smaugs are Thors and some Thors are Thrains, then some Smaugs are definitely Thrains."
This statement is: TRUE - FALSE - NEITHER

7. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Tree is to ground as chimney is to:
SMOKE - BRICK - SKY - GARAGE - HOUSE

8. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
TOUCH - TASTE - HEAR - SMILE - SEE

9. Jack is taller than Peter, and Bill is shorter than Jack.
Which of the following statements would be most accurate?
(A) Bill is taller than Peter.
(B) Bill is shorter than Peter.
(C) Bill is as tall as Peter.
(D) It is impossible to tell whether Bill or Peter is taller.

10. Which one the five is least like the other four?
STOCKING - DRESS - SHOE - PURSE - HAT

ပညာဒါနသင္တန္း အမွတ္စဥ္ (၂)


အမွားအယြင္းမ်ားရိွရင္ အေၾကာင္းၾကားပါ။

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Four Puppets

Once there was a puppet maker who had a son named Aung. The father always hoped his son would grow up to be a puppet maker like himself. But to Aung, such a life was far from exciting.

“Father,” said Aung one day, “I’ve decided to leave home and seek my fortune.”

The puppet maker looked up sadly from his work. “I wish you would stay, my son. The life of a puppet maker is an honorable one. But if you must go, let me give you companions for your journey.”

He showed his son four wooden puppets he had carved, painted, and costumed. “Each puppet,” he said, “has its own virtue and value.”

The first puppet was the king of the gods. The puppet maker said, “The god’s virtue is wisdom.”

The second puppet was a green-faced ogre. “The ogre’s virtue is strength.”

The third was a mystic sorcerer. “The sorcerer’s virtue is knowledge.”

The fourth was a holy hermit. “The hermit’s virtue is goodness.”

He told his son, “Each of these virtues can help you on your way. But remember, strength and knowledge must always serve wisdom and goodness.”

Aung started off the next day. On his shoulder he carried a bamboo pole, with food and clothing tied at one end, and the puppets hanging by their strings from the other.

When night came, Aung found himself deep in the jungle. He stopped beneath a banyan tree.

“This looks like a good place to sleep,” he said to himself. “But I wonder if it’s safe.”

Then Aung had a funny idea. “I think I’ll ask one of the puppets!” He turned with a smile to the king of the gods. “Tell me, is it safe here?”

To his amazement, the puppet came alive. It got down from the pole and grew to life size.

“Aung,” said the god, “open your eyes and look around you. That is the first step to wisdom. If you fail to see what is right before you, how easy it will be for others to misguide you!”

And the next moment, the puppet was hanging again from the pole.

When Aung had gotten over his shock, he looked carefully all around the tree. There in the soft earth were the tracks of a tiger! That night he slept not on the ground but in the branches above. And he was glad he did, for in the middle of the night, he saw a tiger come prowling below him.

The next day took Aung into the mountains, and at sunset he left the road and camped a little way up the mountainside. When he awoke the next morning, he saw a caravan coming along the road below. A dozen bullock carts were piled high with costly goods.

“That caravan must belong to some rich merchant,” Aung told himself. “I wish I had wealth like that.”

Then he had a thought. He turned to the green-faced ogre. “Tell me, how can I gain such riches?”

Aung watched in wonder as the puppet left the pole and grew to life size. “If you have strength,” boomed the ogre, “you can take whatever you like. Watch this!” He stamped his foot and the earth shook.

“Wait!” said Aung. But it was too late. Just below them, dirt and rocks broke loose in a landslide. It rushed down the mountain and blocked the road. The terrified drivers jumped from their carts and ran off.

“You see?” said the ogre.

“Is it really that easy?” said Aung, in a daze.

He hurried down to the carts and rushed from one to another, gaping at the heaps of rich fabrics and piles of precious metals. “And all of it’s mine!” he cried.

Just then, Aung heard a sob. Lying huddled in one of the carts was a lovely young woman his own age. She cried and shivered in fear.

“I won’t hurt you,” said Aung gently. “Who are you?”

“My name is Mala,” she said in a small voice. “My father is the owner of this caravan. We were on our way to meet him.”

All at once, Aung knew he was in love. He wanted to keep Mala with him forever. “Don’t worry,” he said. “I’ll take you with me and care for you.”

Mala sat up angrily. “Go ahead! Take me, like you’re taking everything else! But you’re just a thief, and I’ll never, ever speak to you!”

Aung was shocked. Was he really just a thief? He didn’t know what to say.

The ogre came up beside him then. “Don’t listen to her. She’ll change her mind—and anyway, the important thing is you got what you wanted. Now, let’s go.”

The ogre cleared the road, then helped Aung lead the caravan. That afternoon, they came out of the mountains, not far from the capital city.

Aung asked the ogre, “What should I do, now that I have all these riches?”

“Don’t ask me!” said the ogre. “Ask the sorcerer!”

Aung turned to the mystic sorcerer. “Can you tell me?”

The puppet came to life and floated before him, as Mala looked on with wide eyes. “If you want your wealth to grow,” said the sorcerer, “you must learn the secrets of nature.”

He tapped Aung with his red wand, and together they rose high in the air. Looking down, Aung saw everything in a new way. He could tell what land was best for farming, and which mountains held gold and silver.

“This is wonderful!” said Aung. “Just think how I can help people with what I know!”

“Certainly you could,” said the sorcerer. “But knowledge is power. Why not keep it all for yourself instead? Isn’t that what other people do?”

“I suppose so,” said Aung.

So they came to the capital city. Aung became a merchant, and with the help of the ogre and the sorcerer, he grew many times richer than at first. He bought a palace for himself and Mala, and kept the puppets in a special room of their own.

But Aung was not happy, for Mala still would not speak to him.

One day, he placed before her a headdress fit for a queen. The heavy gold was set with dozens of large rubies, sapphires, and emeralds. The magnificent piece had cost Aung a third of his wealth.

Mala took one look and pushed it away.

Aung was heartbroken. He said, “Don’t you know I love you?” But she only glared at him and said not a word.

The next morning, Aung went to the puppets’ room and spoke to the ogre and the sorcerer. “Mala’s father must now be very poor, while I have more than I need. I’ll help Mala find him so I can pay him for what I took. Maybe then she’ll speak to me, and even learn to love me.”

“A terrible idea!” said the ogre. “You should never give up what is yours. You’re just being weak!”

“Besides,” the sorcerer told him, “you’re too late. Mala ran away last night.”

“What?” cried Aung. He rushed through the palace, but Mala was nowhere to be found.

Aung returned to the puppets’ room in despair. “What good is all my wealth if I’ve lost what I care for most?”

For once, the ogre and the sorcerer were silent and still.

Then Aung remembered there was one puppet he had never called on. He turned to the holy hermit. “Tell me, why has everything gone wrong?”

The puppet came to life. “Aung, you imagined that wealth brings happiness. But true happiness comes only from goodness. What is important is not what you have but what you do with it.”

The king of the gods then came to life and stood beside the hermit. “You forgot what your father told you, Aung. Strength and knowledge are useful, but they must always serve wisdom and goodness.”

“I won’t forget again,” said Aung.

From that day on, Aung used his wealth and his talents to do good. He built a splendid holy pagoda, and offered food and shelter to those who visited the shrine.

One day among the visitors, Aung saw a young woman he knew well. An older man stood beside her, both of them wearing humble clothes.

“Mala!” cried Aung. He rushed over to the startled young woman and knelt before her puzzled father.

“Sir, I have done you great wrong. I beg your forgiveness. All I have is yours, and I give it up gladly. I will be content to return to my village and make puppets.”

“Father,” said Mala softly, “this is Aung. But he has changed!”

“So it would seem!” said her father. “And if so, it would be a shame to let go of a young man of such talent. Perhaps he would like to work for me, and live with us in the palace.”

So Aung became the merchant’s assistant, and before long his partner, and when Mala’s heart was won, his son-in-law.

As for the puppets, Aung still called on them as needed. But though he was helped often by strength and knowledge, he was guided always by wisdom and goodness.

My first experience in Pyinnyadana English Class

The topic is " My first experience in Pyinnyadana English Class.
Well, it will be right for me, if it is first feeling about this class.
Everything is not ready, because it is the first day of
the class.
Whatever, we can start our class finally.
Firstly, the english lecturer began her program with a english paragraph.
As soon as start the class, one of our classmates said to lecturer.
He said, " i don't understand. i can't get it. Because i am a merely grade five.

When i hear, I feel sorry myself. I want to encourage to him like this,
"Friend! if i said frankly, i don't understand also. But i am a graduate."
That's all.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Joke # 1

Try to understand thoroughly, then laugh (try not to fall down from the chair).

1. Do Not Talk To Parrot

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

2. Talking Clock

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

3. A good excuse

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

4. Sunbathing

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

5. Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

Monday, July 19, 2010

Piping Engineering Presentation Downloads

1. Piping Engineering Lecture # 1

Engg Maths 1.ppt

2. Piping Engineering Lecture # 2

Engg Maths 2.ppt


3. Piping Engineering Lecture # 3

Piping Engg Lecture 3.ppt

4. Piping Engineering Lecture # 4

Piping Engg Lecture 4.ppt

Sunday, July 18, 2010

ပညာဒါနသင္တန္း တက္လုိသူမ်ားအတြက္ -

ပံုႀကီးျမင္ရရန္ ပံုေပၚသို႔ ကလစ္ႏိွပ္ပါ။ ေပၚလာေသာပံုကို zoom in (ပံုေပၚသို႔ကလစ္ထပ္ႏိွပ္ပါ) လုပ္ၾကည့္ပါ။

ပညာဒါနသင္တန္း တက္လုိသူမ်ားသို႔ -

ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ ပညာဒါနသင္တန္းမ်ားကို အရိွန္အဟုန္ျဖင့္ ဖြင့္လွစ္ေနၿပီ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။
(အရိွန္အဟုန္ ဟု ဆိုရျခင္းမွာ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တုိ႔သာမက အျခားအဖဲြ႔မ်ားကပါ တနဂၤေႏြတစ္ေန႔လံုးလိုလို အင္တိုက္အားတိုက္ ဖြင့္လွစ္သင္ၾကားေပးေနျခင္းေၾကာင့္ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။)

ဖြင့္လွစ္သင္ၾကားေပးေသာ သင္တန္းမ်ား

၁။ အဂၤလိပ္စာ (English proficiency course, Intermediate Level)
၂။ Piping Engineering and Basic Engineering Maths
၃။ Data Entry, Report
၄။ MYOB (Accounting)

မိမိတို႔စိတ္၀င္စားေသာ သင္တန္းမ်ားကို ေရြးခ်ယ္တက္ႏိုင္ပါသည္။
သင္တန္းတက္လိုလွ်င္ ဖံုးနံပါတ္ - 90980057 သို႔ မိမိနာမည္၊ IC/FIN No. ၊ တက္လိုေသာသင္တန္း စသည္တို႔ကို sms ပို႔ကာ register လုပ္ႏိုင္ပါသည္။

အဂၤလိပ္စာ သင္တန္းမွာ Intermediate level ျဖစ္၍ အေျခခံနည္းသူမ်ား မလိုက္ႏိုင္သည္ကို ေတြ႔ရပါသည္။ သို႔အတြက္ အေျခခံသင္တန္းမွ စတက္လိုလွ်င္ English (Basic) ဟု စာရင္းေပးပါရန္။ သို႔မွ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ Basic Class ႏွင့္ Intermediate Class ကို ခဲြႏိုင္ပါမည္။

Piping Engineering ကို ပိုက္လုပ္ငန္းႏွင့္ ပတ္သက္လုပ္ကိုင္ေနသူမ်ား တက္ႏုိင္ပါသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ Basic Engineering Maths အတြက္မူ အတြက္အခ်က္မ်ားမွာ သခ်ၤာ အေျခခံလိုပါသည္။ အနည္းဆံုးေတာ့ Geometry ႏွင့္ Trigo တတ္ေျမာက္ၿပီးသူမ်ား ျဖစ္ရပါမည္။ ႏို႔မို႔နားလည္ႏုိင္ရန္ မလြယ္ပါ။

Data Entry ႏွင့္ Survey/ Report သင္တန္းတက္လုိသူမ်ားမွာ အနည္းဆံုး QC/Supervisor အဆင့္မ်ား ျဖစ္သင့္ပါသည္။ သို႔မဟုတ္လွ်င္ နားလည္ရန္ ခက္ပါလိမ့္မည္။ ကြန္ျပဴတာလည္း ကိုင္တတ္ရပါမည္။

ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔သင္တန္းမ်ားမွာ ကြန္ျပဴတာႏွင့္ အင္တာနက္ သံုးတတ္သူမ်ားအတြက္ ပိုမိုအက်ိဳးရိွပါမည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ မသံုးတတ္သူမ်ား/မရိွသူမ်ား အတြက္လည္း ျဖစ္ႏိုင္ေအာင္လုပ္ေပးရပါမည္။ ကြန္ျပဴတာမရိွလို႔ မသင္ရဆိုလွ်င္ တရားမည္မဟုတ္ပါ။

AutoCAD သင္လိုသူမ်ား စာရင္းေပးပါ။ သင္ေပးမည့္သူ ရိွပါသည္။ သင္တန္းဖြင့္ေလာက္သည့္ ဦးေရရလွ်င္ အခ်ိန္ႏွင့္ေနရာ ကြ်န္ေတာ္စီစဥ္ေပးပါမည္။ တစ္ခုရိွသည္မွာ AutoCAD သင္ဘို႔ ကြန္ျပဴတာ လိုပါသည္။ ကြ်န္ေတာ့္အေနႏွင့္ laptop ႏွစ္လံုး၊ မိတ္ေဆြထံမွ တစ္လံုး၊ ဆရာ့ထံမွ တစ္လံုး စုစုေပါင္း ေလးလံုးေလာက္ စီစဥ္ေပးႏုိင္ပါသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ တက္ခ်င္သူ ၂၀ ခန္႔ဆိုပါမူ ကိုယ့္ဘာသာကိုယ္ စီစဥ္မွ ျဖစ္ပါလိမ့္မည္။

အားလံုးကို ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါသည္။

ပညာဒါနအဖဲြ႔
18 July, 2010

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Pyinnyadana Toastmasters Club

ကြ်န္ေတာ္က က်ပမ္းစကားေျပာပဲြအေၾကာင္းပို႔လိုက္ေတာ့ ကိုေဌး၀င္းႏိုင္က ေကာင္းသဗ်ာ။ ဒါထက္ Pyinnyadana Toastmasters Club online လုပ္ပါလားဗ် တဲ့။ သိပ္ေကာင္းတဲ့ ေခါင္းဗ်ာ။ ေရႊခ်ထားဘို႔ ေကာင္းတယ္။
ကြ်န္ေတာ္သာ သမၼတျဖစ္ရင္ ကိုေဌး၀င္းႏိုင္ကို အႀကံေပးအရာရိွ ခန္႔တယ္။ အနာဂတ္တစ္ခု ဖန္တီးတည္ေဆာက္ျခင္း စာအုပ္ျဖစ္လာေရးမွာလဲ သူ႔အႀကံဉာဏ္ေတြ အမ်ားႀကီး ပါတာကိုး။

သင္တန္းဆိုတာက ဘာကို ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ရတယ္ေလာက္ပဲ နည္းေပးႏုိင္တာ။ တကယ္တတ္ေအာင္လုပ္ဖို႔က ကိုယ္ကိုယ္တိုင္ လုပ္မွ ျဖစ္မွာ။ သင္တန္းဆင္းတာနဲ႔ တခါထည္းတတ္သြားတဲ့လူ ဘယ္မွာရိွလိမ့္မလဲ။ ဒီေတာ့ အဂၤလိပ္စာနဲ႔ စကားကြ်မ္းက်င္လာဘို႔ စဥ္ဆက္မျပတ္ ေလ့က်င့္ေနဘို႔လိုတယ္။ ဒီေတာ့ကာ -

ဒီလို လုပ္ၾကည့္ဖို႔ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ စိတ္ကူးရတယ္။
ပညာဒါနဘေလာ့ဂ္ http://pyinnyadana.blogspot.com ကို ပညာဒါန သင္တန္းသားအားလံုးနဲ႔ ဆရာ၊ ဆရာမေတြ ၀င္ေရးႏိုင္ေအာင္ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ဖြင့္ေပးလိုက္မယ္။

လုပ္ရမွာက သင္တန္းသားေတြက သင္တန္းတက္ေနစဥ္ကာလမွာတင္ မဟုတ္ဘဲ သင္တန္းၿပီးသြားတဲ့ ေနာက္ပိုင္းမွာေရာဘဲ အဂၤလိပ္ဘာသာနဲ႔ -

၁။ ကိုယ့္အေတြ႔အႀကံဳ၊ ဗဟုသုတ၊ ေတြးေခၚထင္ျမင္ယူဆခ်က္ စတာေတြကို စာစီစာကံုး/ ေဆာင္းပါးေရးၿပီး ဘေလာ့ဂ္ေပၚတင္ပါ။ က်န္တဲ့သူေတြက ၀ိုင္း၀န္းေ၀ဖန္၊ အႀကံျပဳ၊ သိတဲ့သူေတြ၊ ဆရာ၊ ဆရာမေတြက ျပင္ဆင္တည္းျဖတ္ေပး။ ဒီလိုေတာ့ မေရးသင့္ဘူး။ ဒီလိုေရးရင္ ပိုေကာင္းမယ္ စသျဖင့္ေပါ့ - လုပ္မယ္။

၂။ ဆရာမခိုင္၊ သို႔မဟုတ္ ကြ်န္ေတာ္က အဂၤလိပ္စာ ေမးခြန္းေတြ တင္ေပးမယ္။ ေျဖၾကည့္ၾကပါ။ ကိုယ္ရလာတဲ့ အမွတ္ၾကည့္ၿပီး ကိုယ္ဘယ္ေလာက္တိုးတက္လာၿပီလဲ ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကိုယ္ ဆန္းစစ္ၾကည့္လို႔ ရမယ္။

၃။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔က ေခါင္းစဥ္တစ္ခု တင္ေပးလိုက္မယ္။ အဲဒီ ေခါင္းစဥ္နဲ႔ ပတ္သက္ၿပီး သူ႔အျမင္ ကိုယ့္အျမင္ ဖလွယ္ၾက။ စကားစစ္ထိုးၾက။ ေ၀ဖန္ၾက။ ျငင္းၾကခံုၾက (အဂၤလိပ္လို)။

၄။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ရႏိုင္သမွ် အဂၤလိပ္စာ စာအုပ္ေတြ၊ ေလ့က်င့္ခန္းေတြ၊ အဘိဓါန္ေတြ တင္ေပးမယ္။ Download လုပ္ၿပီး ေလ့လာၾကပါ။ တစ္ေယာက္မွာရိွတဲ့ စာအုပ္ကိုလည္း ေနာက္တစ္ေယာက္ကို ဖလွယ္ေပါ့။

၅။ အပ်င္းေျပဖတ္စရာ ပံုျပင္၊ ၀တၱဳ၊ ဟာသ၊ ကာတြန္းေတြလည္း တင္ေပးပါမယ္။

ေနာက္က်ရင္ က်ပမ္းစကားေျပာတာတင္မက စကားစစ္ထိုးပဲြေတြပါ လုပ္ႏုိင္ရင္ ေကာင္းမယ္။
ဒါထက္ေကာင္းတဲ့ အႀကံဉာဏ္ေတြ လုပ္ပါဦး။

Friday, July 16, 2010

Download links

အသံုးတည့္ေသာ template file မ်ား၊ စာအုပ္မ်ားကို ေအာက္ပါ link တြင္ download လုပ္ယူႏုိင္ပါသည္။

ALL_Purpose_worksheet (Conversions).xls


Surface Area and Perimeter.doc
Useful Engineering Tools.xls
Weight of materials.xls



7009943-Piping-Hand-Book.pdf




က်ပမ္းစကားေျပာၿပိဳင္ပဲြ

ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔မွာ ေပ်ာ္ဘို႔လည္းေကာင္း၊ စိတ္လႈပ္ရွားဘို႔လည္းေကာင္းတဲ့ အစီအစဥ္တစ္ခု ရိွသဗ်။
စာခ်ည္းပဲ သင္ သင္ ဆိုေတာ့ အခန္းထဲမွာ သိပ္ပ်င္းဘို႔ေကာင္းေနတယ္။ စာေတြ႔ခ်ည္းပဲ။ လက္ေတြ႔ မရိွဘူး။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ လက္ေတြ႔ေျပာက်င့္ရေအာင္ -
က်ပမ္းစကားေျပာၿပိဳင္ပဲြ လုပ္မလို႔။
ဒါကို ဆရာမကလည္း သေဘာတူတယ္။
ခု ပညာဒါနသင္တန္း အမွတ္စဥ္ (၂) က သင္တန္းသားေတြ (အမွတ္စဥ္ (၁) ကလူေတြ ပါခ်င္သပဆိုလည္း လာၿပိဳင္လို႔ရပါသဗ်ာ။) ကို ေပါက္မဲ ဆယ္လိပ္ေဖာက္မယ္။ မဲက်တဲ့သူက ေျပာေပါ့။
ျမန္မာလိုမဟုတ္ဘူး။ အဂၤလိပ္လိုေျပာရမွာ။ အၾကာႀကီးေျပာရမွာ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။ တစ္ေယာက္ကို ၅ မိနစ္ေပါ့။ (ဆရာမနဲ႔တိုင္ပင္ၿပီး အခ်ိန္ကို ထပ္ညိွပါမယ္။ ဒါေပမဲ့ အၾကာဆံုး ၈ မိနစ္ထက္ မပိုပါဘူး။)
ခု တနဂၤေႏြမွာ အဲဒီအစီအစဥ္ကို ေၾကျငာမယ္။ ေနာက္တနဂၤေႏြက်ရင္ ေခါင္းစဥ္ ၅ ခုေပးမယ္။ ဆိုလုိတာက ေခါင္းစဥ္တစ္ခုကို ႏွစ္ေယာက္ေျပာရမယ္ေပါ့။ ဒါေပမဲ့ ဘယ္ေခါင္းစဥ္က်မယ္မွန္းမသိေတာ့ ေပးထားတဲ့ ေခါင္းစဥ္ ၅ ခုစလံုးအတြက္ ျပင္ထားရမယ္။
အေကာင္းဆံုးေျပာႏိုင္တဲ့သူကို ဆုေပးမယ္။
ေျပာတဲ့ေနရာမွာ -

ကိုယ္ဟန္အမူအရာ
မ်က္ႏွာအေနအထား
ေလယူေလသိမ္း
အသံထြက္မွန္ကန္မႈ
အာ၀ဇၨန္းရႊင္မႈ
ေခါင္းစဥ္နဲ႔ ေျပာတာ ကိုက္ညီမႈ

- စတာေတြေပၚ အကဲျဖတ္၊ အမွတ္ေပးၿပီး ပထမ၊ ဒုတိယ၊ တတိယ ဆုမ်ား ေရြးခ်ယ္ပါမယ္။
အဲဒီအစီအစဥ္ကို ပန္းၿခံတစ္ခုခုျဖစ္ျဖစ္၊ beach တစ္ခုခု ျဖစ္ျဖစ္မွာ သြားလုပ္ပါမယ္။
ေနာက္ဆံုးအခ်ိန္မွာ ျဖစ္ျဖစ္၊ သင္တန္း ၆ ခ်ိန္အၿပီး ၇ ခုေျမာက္ တနဂၤေႏြမွာ ျဖစ္ျဖစ္လုပ္ပါ့မယ္။

ကြ်န္ေတာ္ေနာက္ထပ္ ထပ္ထည့္ခ်င္တာက သူတို႔မေျပာခင္ guest speaker တစ္ေယာက္ကို ေျပာေစ့ခ်င္တယ္။ အေျပာလည္းေကာင္း၊ အသံထြက္လည္းမွန္၊ ေလယူေလသိမ္းကလည္း ေျပာစရာမရိွ။ အမူအရာေရာေပါ့။ အဲဒါ ဘယ္သူမ်ား ရွာေပးႏိုင္မလဲ။
ဦးေနမင္းဟိန္း၊ ကိုေဌး၀င္းႏိုင္၊ ဆရာမခိုင္၊ ဦးေဇာ္ေအာင္၊ လုပ္ပါဗ်။ ၀ိုင္းၾက ၀န္းၾကပါ။
ကြ်န္ေတာ္လည္း ရွာၾကည့္မယ္။ မ်ားေသာအားျဖင့္ sale promoter ေတြ၊ presenter ေတြ ေပါ့။

ေနဦး။ အေရးႀကီးတာ က်န္ေနတယ္။ x x x x ပိုက္ဆံ x x x x ။
ခုေလာေလာဆယ္ projector နဲ႔ speaker ၀ယ္လိုက္လို႔ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔မွာ ရန္ပံုေငြ zero ျဖစ္သြားၿပီ။ ဒီေတာ့ sponsor ကေလးမ်ားကို ဖိတ္ေခၚပါတယ္။ အမ်ားႀကီး မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။ တတ္ႏုိင္သေလာက္ေပါ့။

Sunday, July 11, 2010

ပညာဒါနသင္တန္း အမွတ္စဥ္ (၂)

အခန္းအခက္အခဲေၾကာင့္ လေပါင္းမ်ားစြာ ရပ္နားထားခဲ့ရေသာ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ ပညာဒါနသင္တန္းမ်ားကို ယေန႔ ဇူလိုင္ ၁၁၊ ၂၀၁၀ တြင္ ျပန္လည္ ဖြင့္လွစ္လိုက္ပါၿပီ။ တက္ေရာက္လာေသာ သင္တန္းသားမ်ား စာရင္းမွာ ေအာက္ပါအတိုင္း ျဖစ္ပါ၏။



သင္တန္းသားမ်ား၏ ပညာအရည္အခ်င္းမွာ မနိမ့္လွပါ။ တစ္ေယာက္စ၊ ႏွစ္ေယာက္စမွလဲြ၍ GTI ႏွင့္ ဘဲြ႔ရ မ်ားခ်ည္း ျဖစ္ပါ၏။ သင္တန္း မွတ္ပံုတင္စာရြက္တြင္ ပညာအရည္အခ်င္းထည့္ထားျခင္းမွာ ကြ်န္္ေတာ္တို႔ သင္ေပးရမည့္ level ကို ညိွရန္ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ သိပ္လြယ္လြန္းလွ်င္ တန္ဘိုးထားမည္ မဟုတ္သလို၊ သိပ္ခက္လြန္းျပန္ပါကလည္း မလိုက္ႏုိင္၍ စိတ္ပ်က္သြားမွာ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။

သုိ႔ေသာ္ မိမိတို႔ ပညာအရည္အခ်င္းကို ေဖာ္ထုတ္ရမွာ ၀န္ေလးေနပါသည္။ ေနာက္တစ္ခုက မိမိ workpass ကို မေဖာ္ျပခ်င္ၾကပါ။ အျခားေနရာမ်ားတြင္ ရွက္စရာ ျဖစ္ေကာင္းျဖစ္ပါမည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ပညာရွာရာတြင္မူ ရိုးသားရန္ လိုပါသည္။ သိလွ်င္ သိတယ္၊ မသိလွ်င္ မသိဘူး ေျပာင္ေျပာရပါမည္။ မသိျခင္းသည္ ရွက္စရာ မဟုတ္။ မသိသူကို သိေအာင္သင္ေပးလို႔ရသည္။ မသိပဲႏွင့္ သိေယာင္ေဆာင္ျခင္းသာ ရွက္စရာ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ ဤကဲ့သို႔ မသိသည္ကို သိခ်င္ေယာင္ေဆာင္ေနသူအား သင္ေပးဘို႔ မလြယ္ပါ။ (အိပ္ခ်င္ေယာင္ ေဆာင္ေနသူကို အႏိႈးရခက္ဘိသကဲ့သို႔ပင္ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။)

ပညာရည္နိမ့္သူမ်ားလည္း စိတ္ပ်က္စရာမရိွပါ။ အမ်ားေရွ႔တြင္ ေမးရမွာ ရွက္ေနပါက ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ထံ တစ္ဦးခ်င္းစီ ေမးလို႔ရပါသည္။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔မွာ ေပးခ်င္သူမ်ားျဖစ္သျဖင့္ အားလံုးကို လက္ကမ္း ႀကိဳဆိုပါသည္။ မိမိတို႔အခက္အခဲကို ပြင့္ပြင့္လင္းလင္း ေျပာျပၾကရန္ လိုပါသည္။ မေျပာပါက သိႏိုင္မည္ မဟုတ္ပါ။

ေန႔လည္က အတန္းတြင္ အဂၤလိပ္စာသင္ေတာ့ တစ္ဦးမွာ ပညာရည္နိမ့္သျဖင့္ မလိုက္ႏုိင္ ဟု ဆိုပါသည္။ ဆရာမက သူ သီးျခားသင္ေပးပါမည္ ဆိုသည္ကို မတံု႔ျပန္။ ရွက္သည္လား၊ အားနာသည္လား မဆိုႏိုင္ပါ။ ကြ်န္ေတာ့္မွာ ဘာမွန္းမသိေသာ အျခားအလုပ္မ်ားႏွင့္ ရႈပ္ရွက္ခပ္ေနသည္ႏွင့္ ထိုသူ႔ကို ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ မေမးလိုက္ႏုိင္ပါ။ သူကလည္း ဖံုးနံပတ္ပင္ မေပးသြားပါ။

ႀကိဳတင္စာရင္းေပးထားသူမ်ားကို ၁၁၊ ၇၊ ၂၀၁၀ ေန႔သင္တန္းဖြင့္ပါမည္။ လာႏိုင္မလာႏုိင္ အေၾကာင္းျပန္ပါ ဟု ၄၊ ၇၊ ၂၀၁၀ က ဖံုး sms ပို႔လိုက္ရာ ၃၃ ဦးက လာပါမည္ဟု အေၾကာင္းျပန္၏။ သို႔ေသာ္ တကယ္လာတက္သူမွာ ၁၅ ဦးသာ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ ၃ ဦးမွာမူ Yes လည္း မလုပ္၊ No လည္းမလုပ္ပဲ လာတက္ပါ သည္။ ၇ ဦးမွာ register မလုပ္ပဲ လာတက္သူမ်ား ျဖစ္ပါ၏။

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